How do entertain child

How do guys, how do. Today was my first morning with the little monsters and boy did I feel like a total derp. Somehow, I expected these children to have the motorfunction of an adult, because I found myself very surprised when not one, but six of them managed to glue something to their face. I mean, c'mon, it's not that hard. Then in the afternoon there was a grand total of one willing victim. At least he enthousiastically drew a bunch of wonky animals on a tiny flag.

On a more cheerful note: if the little rascals don't kill me, my cooking skills will. I think I just scraped three times the allowed amount of teflon of the bottom of my pan, into my omelet. Hmmmmm. I shouldn't really eat it, but then again, it's freaking delicious. And yes mom, I'm eating healthy. Peas (duh), egg (duh), bacon (BACON)... Plus I actually went for a swim every day thus far. One of the perks of being an Animator: you can confiscate the pool after closing time.

Okay end of text Maaike out.